You might be a hammock hanger if....

[JohnSawyer]

Modified From OldGringo: You have as many hammocks as underwear.

[timabababaluka]

...if your decorative Halloween spiders hang from hammocks instead of webs

...if the aforementioned spiders are hanging from a web, the web is made of amsteel, lash-it, or zing-it

...if the most terrifying haunted house you've ever been to was a tent

...if your tent is dustier than your box of Halloween decorations

...if you opt to stay home on all Hallows Eve so that you can "pass out candy" (cruise the hammock forums).

[mugs]

I had to put down mulch between the trees at my 3 favorite sites in the back yard.

You had to read this post 5 times before you figured out they were talking about bark and not actually insulating the ground with down...trying to develop some sort of new insulter for your hammock. ...True Story.

[Lepmeister]

You might be a hammock hanger if you tell your wife about the adventures of Shug, Grizzly Adams, Hawkeye, Hickory, Stormcrow, etc. ...

to the extent that she now knows their names... and some "Shugisms"

[Shug]

You might be a hammock hanger if you tell your wife about the adventures of Shug, Grizzly Adams, Hawkeye, Hickory, Stormcrow, etc. ...

Haaaaaa!!!!!!!
Proud I am of that one....... I know that I'm in good company.

[Shug]

... if you know the first names of the "Hickory Brothers." Heh heh.
... if, before you finish DIY'ing your first hammock rig, you are designing a series of follow on rigs (and you know that even if you don't use them, you can always attempt to convert your friends by making gifts of them).

"My names Sean ..... My names Kent ..... and we're the Hickery Brothers....."
Song from boyhood.

[Shug]

When tents look odd ... out of place .....and the sight of folks on hands and knees crawling in makes you look away.

[GaHammockGuy]

...if HF members find out that Declan Henry was born at 11:25am PST, weighs just over 10 pounds, and that both mother and child are doing fine, BEFORE members of the immediate family.

CONGRATS!!!

Did you register at Babys-R-Us or the HF Store?

[GaHammockGuy]

... You put your X-Box 360 on Craig's list so you can buy a new thread injector and some no-see'um.


(mine is on Craig's list now)

[stringbean]

if you constantly have to explain why you hanging a hammock in your back yard with a tarp above it .