NC Yates Hang Fall 2020

[Need2noCallahan]

No fuels or additives that might cause an explosion. Otherwise, all is fair in love and war.
Be forewarned our distinguished judge has power to disqualify anyone for “ cheating too much”
Be safe and have fun! Keep all friendly bets below $ 7 Trillion!

Past few years, I’ve been slumming, to give y’all a chance to build your confidence.
There will be many formidable entries especially if our past champions enter the gauntlet of fire.
Peeeeetey, Hickery, Gas&Matt have smoked everybody, without cheating!

Now that you have opened that can of worms, please define “cheating too much”!


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[Shug]

We'll form a bucket brigade.

You shall be Victor Mr. Methane Man~~~~~

[Phantom Grappler]

Cheating like pornography is hard to quantify, but I know it when I see it.
As self proclaimed “Purdy Boil” champion for life, I will fight to maintain my perfect record, of 0 and 4, with a bit of dyslexia that is now 4 and 0
In event of a tie or disqualification, the champion retains his title.

We are grateful and blessed to know Shug&Hickery, as you are, and yalls generosity to all of us at Yates, Grayson and beyond. I’m amazed at your creative paintings and yalls friendship that has spanned time and distance.
Wooooo Buddy!

[Phantom Grappler]

All Kids, research and practice your Knock Knock Jokes. And the Young at Heart are encouraged to join in our Knock Knock Joke Extravaganza. There are some shirts your size as Knock Knock Joke winners. I hope you win a shirt or two before we run out of shirts.

[peeeeetey]

Ground esbit mixed with Heet! It will burn but ruin the stove. I have a spare Fanci feast that I am going to try with tiki fuel just to try to keep the skeeters away.

[VirtKitty]

Hmmmmm... this sounds interesting and not too far from home.

[Silverpalm2x]

Let's not burn the forest like they are doing in CA right now.

[Phantom Grappler]

VirtKitty, you are welcome to Yates. Camp in your hammock or tent for a day or as many days as you want. With cold and or rain we have as few as 20 campers. And with milder temperatures and no rain 40 or more campers join in swapping lies around campfire and taking a short hikes on trails.

[Phantom Grappler]

Some of us are going to Grayson Highlands Hang this coming weekend. Hickery, Rockdawg, and Slowhike host excellent hangs. A good time to rekindle old friendships, meet new friends, show new hammocks, and enjoy our coffee—free of mosquitoes*!
Join us at Grayson

* I hope so. Here’s hoping no mosquitoes hear this!

[eagleJ]

Going to try and make this hang. Haven’t seen you guys in a while.