I'm done making fun of you for missing group hangs you signed up for. You were once the love of my life, but I soon realized I couldn't count on you to meet my needs. So I go to these group hangs, hoping to get just one last glimpse of you, but it never happens.
With that in mind, the morning line should be set at 40-to-1. I'm kinda wondering if we should have side bets on "most likely excuse for P47ChowHound backing out." There's the grandkids in Maryland - that's always a popular excuse! And I think you've used "really bad cold" at least once.
Silentorpheus will have to collect the bets - I'd get too emotional. I'll try to forget that first time I saw you running in just your boots and boxing shorts, in 18* F weather, to get that last cup of coffee! One look, and I knew you were a man who really loved CrossFit.
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