Mother in Law hammock

**Scooter1812** · 06-20-2012, 18:06

My mother in law is showing interest in coming hammock camping with us. So I'm looking for a big hammock that supports about 3 tons and smells like honey. Any suggestions?

hehe (don't tell my wife)

**spandit** · 06-20-2012, 18:25

Get her a net hammock & she'll never want to come with you again

**Cannibal** · 06-20-2012, 19:16

Not sure where you'd order one, but there is always the elephant hammock:

Using the elephant hammock Sagalla is lifted into the truck

**firemedic** · 06-20-2012, 19:54

Get a roll of burlap and some heavy rope make it a DIY gathered end.

Soak the rope in cat food juice

**mountain_man_mike** · 06-20-2012, 20:10

I am thinking titanium bug net and a super glued zipper. Sleep tight mummy dearest...

**Scooter1812** · 06-20-2012, 20:14

Originally Posted by Cannibal

Not sure where you'd order one, but there is always the elephant hammock:

Hahaha too funny!!

**Wise Old Owl** · 06-20-2012, 21:14

tell her she can come if she leaves her high heals behind....

**Postal** · 06-20-2012, 22:03

I would just like to know where the broom goes?

**Wise Old Owl** · 06-20-2012, 22:06

Nah Postal - its not the broom, My mother-in-law was a registered pilot and was legal to land at Philadelphia Airport. She had Helicopter Grand parenting down to circling science.