Along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a hammock hanger if...
You own 5 or more hammocks.
You pass by a group of trees and and think how many hammocks you can hang there.
You think Dutch Clips have magical properties
Along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a hammock hanger if...
You own 5 or more hammocks.
You pass by a group of trees and and think how many hammocks you can hang there.
You think Dutch Clips have magical properties
I am still 18 but with 53 years of experience !
..if you get excited about supporting your body weight from thinner and thinner ropes
...in it for pics.
If you have all the hammock manufactures phone numbers on speed dial.
I am still 18 but with 53 years of experience !
You feel impelled to convert ground dwellers.
2015 John Rock Spreadsheet.
"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you should do is STOP DIGGING "
You might be a hammock hanger if....
you look a banana totally different.
"Tenting is equivalent to a bum crawling into a cardboard box, hammocking is an art" KK
If you are always talkin about them like they are your grandkids or something..
Worse yet if you pull pics out of your wallet..
We would be one step closer to world peace, if everyone slept in a hammock..
You might be a hammock hanger if....
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this hammock so i can hang out the wash"
"Tenting is equivalent to a bum crawling into a cardboard box, hammocking is an art" KK
You might be a hammock hanger if:
You come home late regularly hoping to be kicked out of bed
if you keep a picture of one in you wallet
You keep a couple of hammocks in your car.
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