...If you no longer park in your carport because that's where your hammock hangs.
...If you no longer park in your carport because that's where your hammock hangs.
"As a well spent day brings happy sleep, a well spent life brings happy death." -Da Vinci
If you have hooks to hang in almost all the rooms of your house.
If your mother-in-law comes to visit, wanders into your bedroom, sees the eye bolts in the walls and ceiling and shoots you a very disgusted look. If you in turn wink at her, smile, and walk away... You might be a hammock hanger.
True story. Wife was very quick to follow up with an explanation, and then thoroughly chastise me later.
The next time she comes to visit, I think I'm going to leave my leather motorcycle chaps laying out. Ha!
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the places I cannot hang,
Courage to hang in the places I can, (but probably shouldn’t)
And wisdom to know the difference."
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
... When your shower curtain is 1.1oz silnylon but you are debating an upgrade to cuben fiber.
‟I’m in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection. But with Montana it is love.″ – John Steinbeck
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