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    joke...

    Forget who told me this on the trail but.....


    A thru-hiker, a section-hiker and a day-hiker walk into a restaurant and they all order soup. They're about to dig in, until they notice there's a fly in each of their soup bowls. The day-hiker flags down the waiter and asks for a new bowl of soup. The section-hiker lifts out the fly, places it on the table, and continues to eat his soup. The thru-hiker lifts out the fly, grabs it by the wings and yells at the top of his lungs, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
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    LOL that's great

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    are you as old as the joke? LOL

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    I'm surprised the thru-hiker didn't eat his own fly and grab the one the section hiker set aside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wisenber View Post
    I'm surprised the thru-hiker didn't eat his own fly and grab the one the section hiker set aside.
    And ask the day-hiker for his soup before they threw it out.

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    Yep, That wraps it up.
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    That was too funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wisenber View Post
    I'm surprised the thru-hiker didn't eat his own fly and grab the one the section hiker set aside.
    He does.

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