I’m going to John Rock
I ain’t hosting—there is no host—ghost host
Probably will not be split dry firewood carried up air
Probably no Big Blue Taro
Probably no bodacious chili
YOU can bring any-all-or none of the above
There is still a bear problem
Everyone is responsible for their own safety
There is a good creek for water at Enchanted Forest campsite
For more information and directions read:
John Rock Hang 2022?
And
Last years John Rock Hang 2021
The bear that marauded last years John Rock Hang is still there—now a hundred pounds heavier-almost full grown.
As you can see: I ain’t hosting!
All meals are: “Ever man fur hisself”
If our bear rips me from my hammock to feast on my carcass—whip out your phone and film the fun…
On account of, our hammock bros will never believe it.
If I got paid to tell lies
It just wouldn’t be as much fun
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