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    Lots of butt talk

    I wonder what "outsiders" think of us while browsing hammockforums?

    Frozen Butt Hang
    Chilly Butt Hang
    Chili Butt Hang
    Baked Butt Hang
    Fat Butt Hang
    Frosty Butt Hang
    Poopy Butt Hang
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    I’ll bet we are the butt of a lot of jokes.


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    "Poopy Butt Hang"

    That's a thing? Lol, that one might be a little too much.

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    Hopefully they don't assume we are a bunch of butt holes, or obsessed with same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmc4free View Post
    "Poopy Butt Hang"

    That's a thing? Lol, that one might be a little too much.
    Haha I had to sneak one in there just for fun. What am I 6 years old? Yes, I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmc4free View Post
    "Poopy Butt Hang"

    That's a thing? Lol, that one might be a little too much.
    They were flush out of ideas for new names after everyone wiped out at their last event.

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    I hear Hangcon is changing its name to "Sweaty Butt Hang."
    "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Of course, we could always go off on a tangent and start using different anatomical terms to describe the same sensation. I bring you the Frozen Sphincter Hang, for example . Or we could just go 180 degrees and have the Fiery Butt Hang, after consuming too much chili.

    I have to disagree with One-click on being 6....I'd say he's more like 12!

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    The muggles may think even less of us if we substituted other body parts. All in all, butt has a certain panache - kinda like a full moon on a sub-zero night.

    On the other hand, these don't quite make it:

    Frozen Finger Hang
    Chili Armpit Hang
    Frosty Toe Hang
    Elbow in a Sling
    Fat Nose Hang
    Baked Eyebrow Hang

    Can't mess with the Poopy Butt Hang though.
    The game is the best teacher.

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    Slow day for ya, huh One Click.

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