I wonder what "outsiders" think of us while browsing hammockforums?
Frozen Butt Hang
Chilly Butt Hang
Chili Butt Hang
Baked Butt Hang
Fat Butt Hang
Frosty Butt Hang
Poopy Butt Hang
Butt in a Sling
Cold Butt Syndrome
Bear Butt Hammocks
I wonder what "outsiders" think of us while browsing hammockforums?
Frozen Butt Hang
Chilly Butt Hang
Chili Butt Hang
Baked Butt Hang
Fat Butt Hang
Frosty Butt Hang
Poopy Butt Hang
Butt in a Sling
Cold Butt Syndrome
Bear Butt Hammocks
I’ll bet we are the butt of a lot of jokes.
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"Poopy Butt Hang"
That's a thing? Lol, that one might be a little too much.
Hopefully they don't assume we are a bunch of butt holes, or obsessed with same.
I hear Hangcon is changing its name to "Sweaty Butt Hang."
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." Ralph Waldo Emerson
Of course, we could always go off on a tangent and start using different anatomical terms to describe the same sensation. I bring you the Frozen Sphincter Hang, for example . Or we could just go 180 degrees and have the Fiery Butt Hang, after consuming too much chili.
I have to disagree with One-click on being 6....I'd say he's more like 12!
The muggles may think even less of us if we substituted other body parts. All in all, butt has a certain panache - kinda like a full moon on a sub-zero night.
On the other hand, these don't quite make it:
Frozen Finger Hang
Chili Armpit Hang
Frosty Toe Hang
Elbow in a Sling
Fat Nose Hang
Baked Eyebrow Hang
Can't mess with the Poopy Butt Hang though.
The game is the best teacher.
Slow day for ya, huh One Click.
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