Ok it think you can edit the spreadsheet now guys, sorry!!!
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Peeeeetey, when I get done whooping you and Hickery& all y’all other losers in “Purdy Boil” contest—
Y’all gonna cry for your Momma and go back to sucking milk out of Baby Bottle.
I’ve been practicing up by drinking coffee with Mike Lyle and Tarheel State Hangers at Heartthrob Hang. After our third mug of coffee, I took an unbiased poll, we voted Phantom, King of all Coffee Drinkers. And we all agreed that you Hickery&Peeeeetey are gonna lose at Yates.
Mooseman as I told our adopted Dad, GroundHog, you are gonna have to forget sibling rivalry and always side with me, by placing all your bets on the one and only Phantom Grappler. And no cheating by telling rank and file entrants about my new secret rocket fuel for alcohol stoves! Dad said it was ok and if you don’t do as I say, I can take you back to the orphanage where you was found.
Mike Lyle hosted Heartthrob Hang this past weekend. All Tarheel State Hangers are invited to Yates Hang. It was great to see old friends. And the food was outa this world. Mike Lyle cooked up Chicken Two ways—deep fried and grill top smoked. Somewhere there is a chicken limping around—I ate 5 drumsticks!
After I was 2full from Mike’s midday snack, Ben, a cool hammock creature cooked fire roasted, roast beef and roast pork loins. Those toasted buns, potato salad, pickled red onions, horseradish sauce and green habanero sauce hit the spot after my 6th go back.
The kids that came were so good, I thought they were rented.
Heartthrob Hang featured special guest Avery Flynn owner operator OutdoorsmanOutfitters.com
Believe Phantom or don’t—Avery set up a mobile shop at the Hang and repaired gear and made new gear on the spot. Also he can take orders either online or in field.
Avery is a hammock camper and knows what we need on the trail.
Rumor has it that Avery will set up shop at Yates this coming weekend!
Old Phantom got to drink coffee and swap lies with old and new friends at Heartthrob Hang.
Bob Joyride, thank you for cooking Sunday morning when we were coming out of hibernation. And thank you Ben for being an all round cool hammock camper—in addition to being an AllStar Chef-Saturday Roast Beef Supper.
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I was doing my best to make this hang but I can't. Too much to do at the new house and taking care of Mom.
Mom started a round of immunotherapy. At 91 she's hanging in there but the doctors are giving her 3-6 months now. I need to spend what time I have with her. I'll get back to the hangs when I can.
Got time to breath, you got time for music - Brisco Darlin
Ya know Phantom, for a person who drinks 3 gallons of coffee before the average human can consume one cup, that sure is a lot of trash talking.
I think to make things more even for the “Perdy boil” contest, you should use you rain barrel of a cup filled to the rim. That should make it even for everyone else.
My grand-pappy always said there’s something to be said about a man with a coffee cup that can double as a canoe.
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