I know yer joking around... but that's basically an FKT kit (fastest known time/speed hike/record attempt).
It's really not as bad or as unsafe as folks think. Or that hard these days.
You can buy 12 ounce packs or even 9 ounce packs right at REI.
Not everyone can MYOG a 10 ounce synthetic 45* top quilt for 12 ounces... but you can buy a down one from plenty of places now.
A Western Mouneering Summerlite will let you push a little further if you need a 32* mummy for 19 ounces.
The Uberlite just launched if you wanted to really push it, but the old standby Women's Neo-Air Xlite pairs really well with that WM bag to freezing still at only 12 ounces.
10 ounce pack, 10 ounce quilt, 8 ounce sleeping pad to rock out in summer. (28 ounces)
Bump it to 12 ounce pack, 19 ounce mummy and 12 ounce pad and you're up to freezing. (43 ounces)
You can rock out in your pink shorts with an 8 ounce SOL bivy ala Joey Camps.
Or do it Matt Kirk style with your MLD poncho tarp and hunk of polycro for about 6 ounces.
Both of those fellas completed speed hikes of the AT.
Go nuts and give Zpacks a few hundred bucks and you can go anywhere from 6-16 ounces (tarp to full blown tent).
Summer plus minimal shelter and you're at about 36 ounces... plus some fixins like a headnet, stakes, lines and 40 ounces was always about right.
Push the season a bit and budget 12 ounces and you're at a 55 ounces... plus some fixins and 60 ounces is fine.
Your 40 ounce kit, plus 8 ounces for misc puts you at a 3lb base.
60 ounce kit gives you 20 ounces until you hit the magic 5lb base.
Still plenty of room in there for starbucks via, power bars, malto mix and trail mix.
Even at a more stately 20 Miles per day... you can reach resupply fairly quickly.
At 30 ish miles per day its a 3-4 day per section haul on the AT.
At current 50 MPD FKT paces... you rarely carry more than 1.5 days of food.
Yar there is lots of stuff 'missing' but not as much as you might think, most of it fits in the diddy bag.
I think one major issue that folks contemplating this sort of kit face is that they don't see how they could do 'THIER' type of trip. But that's sorta the point. This kit would blow donkey if you were walking 4-8 hours a day and lounging at camp. It is horrible for sitting around the fire and horrendous for preparing an exceptional meal on the summit as you take in your surroundings. I mean there isn't even a bottle allotted to carry bourbon. Let alone a cup to pour it into. Thankfully cigars are a consumable though and don't count against you.
However it's not unsafe or dangerous (for responsible people). In some ways it's much safer. More often than not- simply walking yourself out is the best solution to a backcountry problem. And being completely unburdened and able to walk for many hours per day will get you to safety fairly quickly.
As Cmoulder pointed out.. at some point you have chop out entire systems (like your cook system) and go 'cold food.'
As I (and others older than me might point out)... it's not uncommon to find 1-2lbs of 'electronics' in even UL kits. Hell my **** phone weighs 9 ounces in the case.
A 'personal location beacon' is somehow 'mandatory' or foolish not to use.
Trekking poles seemed to quietly slip into that category for some.
The list goes on.
I think it's a trip worth taking for at least a weekend. Just to see. You're not going to die unless you do something really dumb.
Worst case you learn something- which nearly always weighs nothing to carry with you in the future.
The no cook thing isn't much fun- but a few esbit tabs and firebuilding skills can sneak you in a hot cup of coffee for an ounce or three.
And having that trick up your sleeve lets you slam a hot cup of water if you pushed too far on your clothing/sleep system.
If a goofy cold front (or bad section) slides in- a few spare batteries will allow you to night hike and sleep during the day when it's warmer.
If you pick your clothes carefully, design your quilt to work as a puffy jacket, and carry three pairs of darn tough socks... you don't NEED much else really.
If you know a few tricks and carry a few things in the diddy bag you might even find yourself on a speed hike patching others gear or treating their blisters from time to time.
That list goes on too...
As mentioned before- once you know where the bottom is- easy enough to add back to your pack.
I will happily go on a car camping trip, a lazy canoe float, or causal weekend hike in. Learning a little about each style of trip only makes your personal trips more satisfying.
Everything is pretty light these days... and 10lbs is something we used to have to fight pretty hard for. Now it almost seems like luxury, lol.
Nor is it expensive (really). A good hammock kit can cost you a $1000.
But for a ground kit... a $1000 will make you pretty dangerous these days.
As is correctly pointed out- losing 20lbs (or more) from your body makes life easier too... ironically being lighter also makes using lighter gear more comfortable.
Being younger helps too, but being older and fatter is a fantastic recipe for needing a hammock system.
Overall- it's a good thing I think that some of these myths persist.
I don't feel any more or less safe with more or less stuff. I just have the stuff I chose for the trip I chose to take.
With the 'crazy' UL stuff.... When you're ready- you're ready.
Just buying stuff doesn't work well in any activity- so nothing wrong with not buying stuff you're not comfortable using. Or bringing stuff that makes you comfortable.
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