Honestly, if you folks north of the border would be amenable to solving the Trump dilemma for us AND throw in a truckload or two of those buttertarts, I think we'd be willing to let you just annex the whole country.
Maybe don't take Florida though. You don't want that headache.
"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates." -Mark Twain
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