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    The problem with Shug! (humor)

    1. He cost me too much due to all the gear I now buy.

    2. His simple solutions make me realize how I over complicate things.

    3. His easy way on the camera makes me realize I am a grumpy old man.

    4. His informative videos make others realize I am not too smart.

    5. His interesting videos make others realize I am boring.

    6. His juggling and balancing makes me realize I am a klutz.

    7. His ability to make new interesting videos makes me realize I have no imagination.

    8. His cooking videos are making me fat.

    9. His ability to roll off ladders makes me realize I am fragile.

    10. When I toss a camera in the air, I have to buy a new camera.

    Thanks Shug for another good video for a cold windy morning. You are a great ambassador for the hammock world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miquel Westano View Post
    1. He cost me too much due to all the gear I now buy.
    Keeps you from gambling and going to Gentlemen Clubs! That is where true gentlemen hang out ya know!!!

    2. His simple solutions make me realize how I over complicate things.
    This is where my underachieving and laziness come in handy.

    3. His easy way on the camera makes me realize I am a grumpy old man.
    I have no friends so the inanimate camera is my best friend these day. I save my grumpiness for everyone else.

    4. His informative videos make others realize I am not too smart.
    Nore is eye shmart.

    5. His interesting videos make others realize I am boring.
    I am normally sitting around mouth breathing and staring with blank, dead eyes.

    6. His juggling and balancing makes me realize I am a klutz.
    This is my bid to never attempt anything like real work.

    7. His ability to make new interesting videos makes me realize I have no imagination.
    I just look so see what the current hammock quandry is....read up and then just regurgitate the issue. See #4

    8. His cooking videos are making me fat.
    I hear you. Me too. I love food. My only good vice left.
    Currently I am on a no sugar no carb discipline. No candy makes me grumpy. See #3.
    I like to get tough when feeling flabby and work it off and eat a no-fun diet. Get sick of that. Let myself enjoy life and pay the price with white-toast flab. Rinse and repeat.


    9. His ability to roll off ladders makes me realize I am fragile.
    Those days are almost done at the age of 60. Having to start relying on my mind. This is putting me way below average.

    10. When I toss a camera in the air, I have to buy a new camera.
    I now have a GoPro just for tossing. I treat it like a class 4 acquaintance.

    Thanks Shug for another good video for a cold windy morning. You are a great ambassador for the hammock world.
    Y'elcome.
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    Whooooo Buddy)))) All Secure in Sector Seven

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shug View Post
    I am normally sitting around mouth breathing and staring with blank, dead eyes.
    That had me rolling. Thanks for that!
    "Behold, as a wild a** of the desert, go I forth to my work." -- Guerney Halleck

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    Thats' so funny and so sad that its true- for me too, thanks Shug.!

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    Good fun, both of you!
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    The jam sessions, bbq cookouts, and of course all things hammocks, there’s lots to enjoy. My very fav is this year’s Halloween video:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNUeFz9ZIXY

    I just imagine the discussions of neighbors, wondering if they should take the wee ones to a trick or trunk affair, or a REAL Halloween experience. Long live Halloween, Shug style.

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    This post and the reply from Shug made my day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miquel Westano View Post
    1. He cost me too much due to all the gear I now buy.

    2. His simple solutions make me realize how I over complicate things.

    3. His easy way on the camera makes me realize I am a grumpy old man.

    4. His informative videos make others realize I am not too smart.

    5. His interesting videos make others realize I am boring.

    6. His juggling and balancing makes me realize I am a klutz.

    7. His ability to make new interesting videos makes me realize I have no imagination.

    8. His cooking videos are making me fat.

    9. His ability to roll off ladders makes me realize I am fragile.

    10. When I toss a camera in the air, I have to buy a new camera.

    Thanks Shug for another good video for a cold windy morning. You are a great ambassador for the hammock world.
    He's great entertainment, and a wonderful ambassador for us hammock folk!
    Hammock Tourist / Hammock Fiend / Hammock Therapist

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    The opposite of #4 happened to me. When I first started hammocking, there were 4 of us with hammocks on a Boy Scout weekend camp out. Everyone thought I knew everything about hammocks until I confessed that I got all of my knowledge from watching every one of Shug's videos . Well, that and all the information here on hammock forums. My favorite thing to say to date is 'On the knot and not on the toggle'

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    This post is fantastic, so creative "Miquel Westano"! To be honest, I couldn't agree with you more. kept me laughing! Keep up the great work Shug!

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