The problem with hiring hikers....

**Dutch** · 03-29-2018, 13:29

...they all split to go hiking on long holiday weekend leaving me here to man the phones. Alex, Carolyn, Kristal don't worry about me, I am sure I can figure everything out.

**One-Sky** · 03-29-2018, 13:37

LOL! Why did you let them go all at the same time

What were you thinking?

**QFT** · 03-29-2018, 13:37

You know, if you went hiking too, you wouldn't have to deal with this problem today

**robertjackson** · 03-29-2018, 13:42

Just think how much more happier and productive they will be when they return. .

**kitsapcowboy** · 03-29-2018, 13:45

Originally Posted by fsupaintball

You know, if you went hiking too, you wouldn't have to deal with this problem today

Shhh! Leave Dutch to his Dutch-ing... He might invent something awesome over the weekend while they are gone!

**Marmaduke** · 03-29-2018, 13:46

I got a "your order has shipped" notification this morning...... so I'm fine with it. Haha.

**Dutch** · 03-29-2018, 13:54

They make a coordinated plan of attack. First person just turns in their vacation request months ago. Then the next one just gets slipped in knowing I am going to forget the first request date. This is where it gets sneaky because I am on to them. On the third request they first distract me with a cheeseburger. As I am trying to eat the delicious medium rare char broiled heaven they give me a list of questions that have multiple questions in each request.

Them, How is your day did you sleep well last night?
Me, good
Them, Did you see the sales are up and the orders are all caught up?
Me, Yes I did
Them, Do you like your cheeseburger and can Carolyn leave early?
Me, yes
Them, Bye

**Sethrotull** · 03-29-2018, 14:05

Dutch you are doing a great job manning the Shop. And they all left on a day Beetle Buckles are back in stock! That must have created extra traffic.

**rweb82** · 03-29-2018, 14:17

Originally Posted by Dutch

They make a coordinated plan of attack. First person just turns in their vacation request months ago. Then the next one just gets slipped in knowing I am going to forget the first request date. This is where it gets sneaky because I am on to them. On the third request they first distract me with a cheeseburger. As I am trying to eat the delicious medium rare char broiled heaven they give me a list of questions that have multiple questions in each request.

Them, How is your day did you sleep well last night?
Me, good
Them, Did you see the sales are up and the orders are all caught up?
Me, Yes I did
Them, Do you like your cheeseburger and can Carolyn leave early?
Me, yes
Them, Bye

Dutch, you just told everyone how to get free bling! Time to separate the good guys from the bad eggs on the forum, lol.

**Eidson** · 03-29-2018, 14:22

So you're telling me that...
1) You'd like to hire me as a "remote" employee and...
2) On an upcoming custom request, I should bribe you by finding some burger place close to you and having them deliver a delicious piece of char broiled heaven, medium rare, before I email you my request?