Ode to Dutchware

[LTMillar]

Some of the crazy things we come up with when we're tired from getting my son ready for a camping trip......

To the tune of These are a few of my favorite things from The Sound of Music.

Hex made of Xenon
and Wasps on my ridgeline
Tarpworms with shockcord and poles hooked to clip ons
Wide Asym tarp in brown tied up with bling
These are a few of my favorite things

Titanium Cinch Buckle Complete Suspension
Beetles with Dyneema
Hooked to my Amsteel
Spliced Mantis fed through my Spider Daisy Chain
These are a few of my favorite things

Chameleon with Bugnet and Junebug suspension
Sidecar of mesh for my shoes or wet gaiters
Double Dutch bugnet for my gal that clings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the strap slips
Didn't milk the bury
Then you hit the ground
You didn't calculate your angles just right
And nooow you're feeling sad

[Hangandy]

I have 16 (hammocks) going on 17.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Dutch hook 2.0. The Dutch hook 2.0. The Dutch hook 2.0.

Dough, the stuff I spend for hammocks,
Re(issler), the guy who sells me hammocks,
Me the guy Re(issler) makes hammocks for,
Far, to ship them up to Canada,
So, I think I'll buy another hammock,
La,la,la,la,la,la hammocks,
Tea, I sip inside my hammock,
That all brings us back to (the issue of not having anymore) Dough!

Good night, farewell, my feet aren't cold tonight, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,

High on a hilltop an awesome hiker,
Dutch is who, Dutch is who, Dutch is who.

Small tarp Flyz, small tarp Flyz,
Every morning you greet me,
Small and light,
Shiny bright,
And you're not too much money.

Arrgghh! I can't stop!

The hills are alive, with the sound of mucous, ahem, music!

Just a Tube full of Shug'll help the medicine go down... (Sorry, wrong movie)

The Dutch hook 2.0.....

[Tyroler Holzhacker]

Very Clever...

[rweb82]

My tarp comes alive with the help of pruuusiks!

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[Tato Spud]

Well done! My kids do not fully appreciate my wit when I create similar items. Ok, I'm not fooling anyone - they don't appreciate it at all and mostly groan. But I commend you on your humorous efforts and honoring of Dutch and his goods. Tip of the cap and a chuckle from me.

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