Rules from the Hammock gods.......

**cougarmeat** · 03-23-2017, 17:51

>Rule #9832
>Those in glass hammocks should not throw rocks into creek....

What did we miss here? Seems like an inside story.

**bikerbobber** · 03-23-2017, 17:55

Originally Posted by TrailSlug

Rule #-1 - Thine perfect hang site willst have no wood for thine fire.

Fail!

Bob

**Dead Man** · 03-24-2017, 04:59

Originally Posted by [email protected]

>Rule #9832
>Those in glass hammocks should not throw rocks into creek....

What did we miss here? Seems like an inside story.

Indeed. I won't tell tales out of school out of the profound respect I have for Obmit. It was hilarious but IF it gets told, he'll tell it...and I'll correct it.

**Waaaayne** · 03-29-2017, 22:25

Rule # eleventytwelve, If thine hanging spot havest no wood, then thou hangest in the rookie zone! AKA on trail!

**Waaaayne** · 03-29-2017, 22:31

Rule # eleventythirtytwelve, thou shalt not be ruletheth down unlest both thine cheeks be firmly planted upon the terra firma!! ��

**Dead Man** · 03-30-2017, 05:04

Originally Posted by Waaaayne

Rule # eleventythirtytwelve, thou shalt not be ruletheth down unlest both thine cheeks be firmly planted upon the terra firma!! ��

For those who struggle with the King James: Rule 113012: On slippery trail, a fall is classified as "Man Down" only if your tail touches soil. All others are miraculous saves. Anything with a twist, spin or other Circus de Solie maneuver could be considered as an immaculate salvation (author's translation).

**DannyII** · 03-30-2017, 11:51

Proposed New Rule #1: That shall have no other Shug's before Shug. Yea, verily.

Rule # 18: Thy fullness of bladder shalt be directly proportional to thy hang comfort.
Rule #19: Thy hearing shalt be keenest immediately after thy headlamp battery faileth.
Rule #20: All the creatures that crawl upon or slither across the earth shall remain farther than thou can throw a stick.

**ChrisJHC** · 03-30-2017, 15:52

Rule 1.618 - AKA the Golden Rule:
a. The number of hammocks thou shalt have is the number you currently have plus one, and
b. The number of hammocks thou shalt have is the number where your partner leaves you minus one.

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**Blackheart** · 03-30-2017, 20:33

Rule 4511.19 whereas we art hereith to teach, there shall be no dumb question.

Rule 4511.191 When ye answerith a question, the words "ye are doingith wrong" shall not be used.