Saw a post in another thread and did a quick search. Thought this might be interesting for a light lark. I am a believer so all of this is very tongue in cheek. Bonus points for not reusing the same numbers or rules. It pays to read....
I'll get us started.....
Hammock god rule #1: Thou shalt NOT go to ground....
Hammock god rule #13: Thine bladder shall be ready to burst between the hours of 1:00 and 4:30 a.m..
Hammock god rule #13;a: Bladder stress must drive you from the hammock when the ambient temperature is below freezing.
Hammock god rule #53: Thou shalt plant thyself on thine tail bone once when testing thine suspension for no other reason but to curb thine unmerited pride.
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