Thanks for all of your help, everyone! I ended up ordering the Whoopie Sling Adjustable Ridgeline from Dutchware Gear. Also grabbed a pair of Tarp Flyz - can't WAIT to try those out so I don't have to watch a YouTube tutorial on how to tie a slipped buntline hitch and a slipped truckers hitch EVERY TIME I put my tarp up! Lol...but seriously. Why didn't they teach us how to tie knots in Girl Scouts?
PS I was also SO SAD about Green Bean
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