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    Senior Member hodad's Avatar
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    Embarrassing Warbonnet Bridge, Virtual Bear Assisted, Inversion Escape Technique.

    We were knocking off 40 miles of AT north of Atkins, VA last week. The last night I had to hang between two trees ~30 ft apart. I made the mistake of pulling the WBBR too tight with too little angle. It felt kind of tippy but I did not readjust to a higher/looser hang before easing off to sleep. Around 2am my hiker buddy Stickman (ground dweller) was ~ 15 ft from me in his tent having a very vivid bear attack dream; “Run Al, he’s coming up the creak”. I woke up and yelled at him to pipe down, not shoot himself with his bear spray, a few other expletives, and went back to sleep. About an hour later I dreamt that a bear was pushing down on the starboard side of my hammock and lo and behold I ended up face down on my net looking at the ground (for real). Too embarrassed to request assistance from a ground dweller I eased to my zipper (luckily at the head of the net) unzipped and quietly oozed out of the inverted hammock via the head orifice.
    Another tribute to the bullet proof WBBR.

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    Senior Member NarlocB's Avatar
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    Not sure I could have kept in the explicit language after that fall. Yet to try a bridge for this reason. My friends call me Homer Simpson for a reason.


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    When the wife asks, I simply say "Shug made me do it".

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    Hahaha too funny!! Good to know the bug net can handle a load. I can see my wife flipping hers over in the night.

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    Now that's funny! It could have been really funny if the bear spray started flying in that tent After watch Shugs video where he intentionally tipped the Ridgerunner I knew they had to be built fairly well.

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    That's so awesome! Overshot my hammock once while sitting into it and fell over it landing inside my bugnet. Not a pretty sight.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Campdavid View Post
    That's so awesome! Overshot my hammock once while sitting into it and fell over it landing inside my bugnet. Not a pretty sight.


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    I'm spitting coffee reading these. Who says hammocking is easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by NarlocB View Post
    Not sure I could have kept in the explicit language after that fall. Yet to try a bridge for this reason. My friends call me Homer Simpson for a reason.


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    The WBBR is really not that tipsy if hung properly. I hung it way too tight. This was total user error :-)

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    Good example of how important it is to hang your hammock at the proper angles!!
    Great story, thanks for sharing.

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    Laugh out Loud FUNNY! I needed a laugh. Thanks for sharing
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    I bet the bear hiding just out of sight was laughing it's butt off!

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