how I knew I could hang.

[Pyrogen]

Perhaps Crack Cradler is more fitting?

[JohannesBrahms]

Welcome to the dark side my friend. When you upgrade be sure and keep your Walmart hammock. It will be great for yard naps and such. Well until you get into table cloth DIY, amsteel spliceing, alcohol stoves........STOP ME PLEASE. DON'T EVEN MENTION DUTCH.

You sound like you could use some help. Try here: https://www.hammockforums.net/forum/...utch+anonymous

[mayhemkb]

Ok, I will add one more dimension to the madness here. An obsession for lightening your backpacking load. Add that to Dutch and the other cottage vendors here and you will never have money again.

[JohannesBrahms]

Ok, I will add one more dimension to the madness here. An obsession for lightening your backpacking load. Add that to Dutch and the other cottage vendors here and you will never have money again.

It's a good thing I have all this equipment now, 'cause I had to default on my mortgage.