Any info/speculation about new Dutch hammock coming?

**Hangandy** · 03-25-2016, 12:15

I haven't been this excited since the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup.

Are there going to be lineups out front like when Wii consoles went on sale?

**TFC Rick** · 03-25-2016, 12:26

You're not in line yet?! Pssshhhhh And I thought Canadians had the inside scoop.........

**Hangandy** · 03-25-2016, 17:55

Originally Posted by TFC Rick

You're not in line yet?! Pssshhhhh And I thought Canadians had the inside scoop.........

No need to line up for Canadians. See, Dutch is such a nice guy that he sends new products out two weeks earlier to Canada so that we can get it at the same time as the US customers. So when Dutch says two weeks, that's his way of equalizing things, in fact we may already have the item but we're sworn to secrecy, which is easy to keep as nobody really listens to us anyway.

**TFC Rick** · 03-25-2016, 18:05

Hahaha good show.

**biggcarl** · 03-25-2016, 18:59

Originally Posted by Hangandy

No need to line up for Canadians. See, Dutch is such a nice guy that he sends new products out two weeks earlier to Canada so that we can get it at the same time as the US customers. So when Dutch says two weeks, that's his way of equalizing things, in fact we may already have the item but we're sworn to secrecy, which is easy to keep as nobody really listens to us anyway.

Not this time

**quiet** · 03-25-2016, 19:17

No need to line up for Canadians. See, Dutch is such a nice guy that he sends new products out two weeks earlier to Canada so that we can get it at the same time as the US customers. So when Dutch says two weeks, that's his way of equalizing things, in fact we may already have the item but we're sworn to secrecy, which is easy to keep as nobody really listens to us anyway.

Touché

Not this time

Hmm...

**TominMN** · 03-26-2016, 09:12

Originally Posted by Hangandy

...nobody really listens to us anyway.

What?

**goobie** · 04-01-2016, 20:17

They're on the shelf.... right next to the Dutch grub....... alongside the speed hook 2.0's

**pH@willie** · 04-02-2016, 07:31

Originally Posted by sandykayak

Am in Caracas (Venezuela ) visiting ailing 94 yo mom and will probably return in May. Guest mattress is like concrete. Have slept blissfully for the past two nights in a hammock in my niece's apartment on the ground floor.

Is your niece’s apartment on the ground floor or are you sleeping in a hammock on the floor? I was confused when I first read your post. I am assuming the apartment is on the floor. If not, "you got 'splainin' to do, Lucy." We need the secret to sleeping blissfully on concrete floor!

**sandykayak** · 04-05-2016, 18:39

That post was an oops. Thought I had deleted it. Too convoluted. My niece has a hammock in her covered patio.
Brother supposed to get a albañil (stone mason?) to put hammock hooks on my mom's porch. Going to be tricky but a neighbor has done it.

And how this ended on Dutchware sub forum is beyond me. So I'll bring this on topic. Will take my Half-wit (have only demoed on hammock stand but find half-net annoying) and the Dutch 8.5' PolyD. Probably need a 9-footer to cover all bases. I really want to see if Dutch is coming out with an integrated net hammock.

PS Birders will like this. I saw a pair of guacamayas (macaws flying over) and guacharacas (chachalacas) are everywhere. Cool being woken up (from a hammock) by their raucous calls.

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