How many hammocks denotes a hammock syndrome?????

**Zilla** · 06-19-2015, 19:48

Originally Posted by gunner76

I have about 19 hammocks plus a DIY I am working one. You can never have enough hammocks. The hammockapocalypse might happen at any time.

There is no such thing as too many hammocks.

**Ridge_Dog** · 06-19-2015, 19:50

Originally Posted by Zilla

There is no such thing as too many hammocks.

I like your thinking

**Ridge_Dog** · 06-19-2015, 19:51

If it is true and Dutch will be selling Calendered 1.6 oz hammocks I will definitely add a few more

**Tacoma96** · 06-19-2015, 20:00

I can count five around the house, only three are mine. No addiction here.

**craige** · 06-19-2015, 20:10

I have less hammocks than my girlfriend has shoes... or rings, earrings, necklaces, perfumes etc. She argued that all those things were to make her look good, I pointed out the bags under her eyes and told her to get some hammocks

**Ridge_Dog** · 06-19-2015, 20:18

Originally Posted by craige

I have less hammocks than my girlfriend has shoes... or rings, earrings, necklaces, perfumes etc. She argued that all those things were to make her look good, I pointed out the bags under her eyes and told her to get some hammocks

Is she still your girlfriend from the comment to her?

**craige** · 06-19-2015, 20:31

Ha, I sometimes forget that we (UK in general, but we're worse in Scotland) have a dry, sometimes nasty seeming sense of humour compared to, well everyone else.

She knew she'd lost the argument and took the knock out blow like a champ

Trust me though, it's not often I get a win like that, I'm normally on the receiving end of those insults

**Yukon** · 06-19-2015, 20:43

No idea how many I have now, but there is a stack of them

**Ridge_Dog** · 06-19-2015, 20:57

Originally Posted by craige

Ha, I sometimes forget that we (UK in general, but we're worse in Scotland) have a dry, sometimes nasty seeming sense of humour compared to, well everyone else.

She knew she'd lost the argument and took the knock out blow like a champ

Trust me though, it's not often I get a win like that, I'm normally on the receiving end of those insults

**Foxpoop** · 06-20-2015, 08:00

I "think" I have around 20 hammocks. I have actually tried to count them several times, but I always end up getting distracted...I will see one that I want to change the suspension on or I will see one that I haven't hung in for a while. I can literally not make it through a simple 5 minute tally without either messing with them or taking one outside to hang. I'm pretty sure I don't have a problem. The rest of you have a sickness and your weakness disgusts me