...You might be Hammock hangin' crazy

[TreeBeard13]

I saw this on a different forums, and it's always a hoot. Don't know if its been done here already.
It goes along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" schtick.


If you cant afford to buy your wife a Valentines gift 'cause you spent your paycheck at RipstopByTheRoll and DutchGear...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!

If you forgot your Mom's birthday, but remembered Shug Emery's...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!

If you hear the term "whoopie sling" and it Doesn't remind you of sex...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!

(The ones that are TRUE are the funniest!)
Anyone...
Anyone...

[ufdigga]

If you've shopped at West Marine, but you've never set foot on a boat...

[WrenchBender]

If you gripe about being cold in your house but can't wait to hang in a snow storm...

[jamaulwall]

If you hear the words "Dog Bone" and think of amsteel instead of pet treats...
If when you see "CBS" you think of a cold butt rather than a TV Station...

[jamaulwall]

I saw this on a different forums, and it's always a hoot. Don't know if its been done here already.
It goes along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" schtick.


If you cant afford to buy your wife a Valentines gift 'cause you spent your paycheck at RipstopByTheRoll and DutchGear...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!

If you forgot your Mom's birthday, but remembered Shug Emery's...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!

If you hear the term "whoopie sling" and it Doesn't remind you of sex...
...You might be hammock hanging crazy!

(The ones that are TRUE are the funniest!)
Anyone...
Anyone...

That whoopie sling one had me rolling!

[IRONFISH45]

...if you have motion sickness, however, you can't wait to Hang in a storm.

[Nodust]

If you think "I'd hang there" when seeing two trees in the interstate right of way....

[gunner76]

If you look at a patch of woods and think, that would be a great place for a group hang...

[jamaulwall]

If you think "I'd hang there" when seeing two trees in the interstate right of way....

Glad to hear I'm not the only one to do that...

[barefoot_4_2]

When you take your 3 year old for a walk and they point out a group of trees and say "That would be great place to hang our hammocks" ...