Do/Have you name/d your/a hammock?

[Red Wing]

That's an eyeful yeah?

I was reading a new members post about "getting it" after finally hanging, and reading some of the responses. Made me want to name my hammock, like a greaser names his hotrod. I invest all this time and energy into perfecting this simple simple tool to tailor fit ME. My hammock system works perfectly FOR ME. We all spend a lot of time customizing our own unique variations on them. We personalize them, has anyone given their hammock the ultimate personalization?

I always default to Bertha for Cars and Clubs.. and they all sucked (except for my hand-me-down R7 which fits like a glove), so it's gotta be somethin' better than that. I'll post when it comes to me, in the meantime, what'd you name yours?

[Fig]

Mine's about to be named "Lost" if it doesn't make it back to Hennessy for my repairs. I mailed it out two weeks ago, and it still hasn't made it to the shop. All joking aside, I don't think I could get into naming a hammock. Sorry, I don't even really name my cars or motorcycles either.

[Hiline]

I only name my guns, but if I named my hammock it would be cloud, cause that's what it feels like to sleep in it.

[SanAntoneTY]

her name is lola l o a lola

[Fronkey]

Mine is named, "The Crippler." Because every time I lay in it, I'm out!

Fronkey

[Raul Perez]

I call my hammock the bus driver.... Cause it takes tents to school.

[Red Wing]

getting a good laugh out of these fella's, keep'em comin

[kobold]

when i am hanging under the milky way, it's a space ship and when the mozzies are attacking, a bunker (w/ a bugnet). also when i travel with my gear, my camp is a 5* hotel.

[BER]

A few of my bridges have been named (Cloud, Cirrus). Had one I started called Midnight due to the dark blue of the fabric, but I ended up scrapping it as I didn't like the Polymax (coated polyester) for the hammock bed. I will probably follow the cloud motif with my final iteration this spring.

[titanium_hiker]

blue hammock. (old blue hammock and stupid heavy brown hammock...)