Prepare to be Boarded

[Hangandy]

Arrr! Captain Andy here, one of the last of the great Saskatchewan Prairie Pirates.

The Canadian dollar has just traded above 80 cents (it was 69 in January). That means Dutchware gear will cost us even less. So dust off your credit cards my crazy Canadian comrades, let the buying begin.

Any found trying to set up an embargo will be keel-hauled! Any survivors will walk the plank, and if any survive that they'll be forced to spend a night sleeping on the ground in a tent. Alright, maybe we won't go that far. Sleeping in a tent is cruel even for pirates.

We're comin' for your booty.

[TominMN]

Arrr! Captain Andy here, one of the last of the great Saskatchewan Prairie Pirates.

The Canadian dollar has just traded above 80 cents (it was 69 in January). That means Dutchware gear will cost us even less. So dust off your credit cards my crazy Canadian comrades, let the buying begin.

Any found trying to set up an embargo will be keel-hauled! Any survivors will walk the plank, and if any survive that they'll be forced to spend a night sleeping on the ground in a tent. Alright, maybe we won't go that far. Sleeping in a tent is cruel even for pirates.

We're comin' for your booty.

Just keep your hands off my booty!

[GreatBigDave]

Arrr! Captain Andy here, one of the last of the great Saskatchewan Prairie Pirates.

The Canadian dollar has just traded above 80 cents (it was 69 in January). That means Dutchware gear will cost us even less. So dust off your credit cards my crazy Canadian comrades, let the buying begin.

Any found trying to set up an embargo will be keel-hauled! Any survivors will walk the plank, and if any survive that they'll be forced to spend a night sleeping on the ground in a tent. Alright, maybe we won't go that far. Sleeping in a tent is cruel even for pirates.

We're comin' for your booty.

Looks like we're going to have to build a wall... and make Canada pay for it.

[Pyrogen]

Yo ho and ahoy Cap't Andy, Cap't Levi Stone here, Brigand of the Blacklands and scourge of the south. Aye, the Canadian Dubloon be in a boon as of late. Any acquisitions ye be plan'in? My quarters be flying a pair o' Dutchmen for the hangin'.

[Hangandy]

I'd be fine with the wall, Dave. One on the 49th, one along the 30th, one along each coast, then fill er up with water and I can finally float my boat. And even better, we can sell our water to our American friends. We'd just want to make sure we threw Justin Bieber a lifejacket with lead weights attached. Of course any of the good Canadians (most of the lot) who don't like the wet can just set up their CF tarps (we own the majority of the world's CF tarps) and a good Dutch hammock (we own most of those too) and stay good and dry and comfy until the raids are over.

[Hangandy]

Just keep your hands off my booty!

Tom, you are root beer out my nose funny! Great wit. Thanks for the chuckles.

[HammockCanoe]

The Canadian dollar has just traded above 80 cents (it was 69 in January). That means Dutchware gear will cost us even less. So dust off your credit cards my crazy Canadian comrades, let the buying begin.

I placed an order with Dutch this morning, Paypal rate was 1 CAD = 0.775702 USD. We, Canadians, should be thankful to Dutch for charging very decent shipping fees though. Not true for some other vendors trying to make money on shipping charges to Canada.

[Hangandy]

I placed an order with Dutch this morning, Paypal rate was 1 CAD = 0.775702 USD. We, Canadians, should be thankful to Dutch for charging very decent shipping fees though. Not true for some other vendors trying to make money on shipping charges to Canada.

And it's PayPal charging the extra 2.5 cents for exchange, not Dutch. I wouldn't be surprised to know that Dutch had Amsteeled himself to the front doors of PayPal and threatened to yodel a medley of Tool hits in protest of their unfair exchange charges. Problem is that even his worst yodeling would sound so amazing that it likely backfired on him.

Then again maybe the Dutch don't yodel and it just came out like singing.

[kev138]

Oh no it's C.C.C. ( cash crazed Canadians) ! Hide your bling and leave some ( weaker) American beers out to distract them. Don't you guys have Stanley cup games to watch? Or kids in the hall reruns ( greatest sketch comedy ever, so good i can forgive y'all for the bieber )? And Dutch is already getting backed up on orders, we are so in trouble now.